How to close a company
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

How to close a company

“Go kill some puppies, Cruella” is one of my favourite put-downs and I often feel Cruella-esque when, an incredible business comes to the end of it’s life and, I have to lift the hatchet to close it down properly …

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Home office tax traps
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

Home office tax traps

There’s a fun meme going round about designer handbags being tax deductible if you use them as a ruler. Apart from giving me a chuckle, it makes me wonder …

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Eliminating employees
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

Eliminating employees

Deep breaths, everyone. We’re chatting about an unpopular topic, today. Although to be fair it’s only unpopular with employees …

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The staff-free movement
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

The staff-free movement

Eliminate. Annihilate. Exterminate.  These are the heated (terribly unwoke) words we’re hearing a lot right now, from frustrated weary employers fed up with their employees …

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Audits by association
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

Audits by association

When it comes to being guilty by association you probably think of those seedy underground types, portrayed so well in sitcoms, and not your slightly dull (possibly brown-trousered) chartered accountant …

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Scrooge McKiwi
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

Scrooge McKiwi

Why is it so many celebrities claim they were ugly teenagers? For some of us, those ugly teen years are as good as it gets and it’s the same for many kiwi businesses ….

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Arrests up for unpaid tax
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

Arrests up for unpaid tax

We’re not a huge fan of the f-word (unless it’s fine champagne) but we’re hearing it a lot right now from those keen on playing that extreme sport called “not paying tax on time” …

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Should I close my Trust?
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

Should I close my Trust?

Enough of the bat-shittery!  You have our permission to slap the next armchair accountant or wannabe tax expert stupidly telling you to close your Trust ….

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Expanding into Australia
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

Expanding into Australia

Please, please and please (that’s a triple please) don’t use your New Zealand company to trade in Australia. Very simply, using a single company in both countries will quadruple your accountancy costs and significantly increase the risk of …

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Idiots guide to scoring an Audit
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

Idiots guide to scoring an Audit

If you’re a bit of an adrenaline junky and looking for a new business thrill then try an IRD audit. Some Inland Revenue audits even come with surprise raids of your home and may involve taking photographic evidence of your knicker drawer …

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What to do before 31 March
Wendy Simpson-Fox Wendy Simpson-Fox

What to do before 31 March

Funny how being a business owner makes you addicted to that feeling of having your sh*t together. But have you ever noticed how …

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